28 Days Later: The even NEWER and MORE improved Me

After 28 days I am STILL running every morning and my transformation is nearly complete!

No more "artists renderings" are required... here are the latest available photos:

!!!!!! ***please note that the validity of these photos have not yet been officially verified but experts in the field believe them to be 100% authentic.

You are all most certainly wondering, now that I have achieved the body and copyright infringements of a modern day He-man what is next? There can't possibly be anything better than He-Man...right?.... WRONG! Unbeknownst to society, phase two of my unbelievably epic transformation has already begun! That's right.... I have officially joined a Karate class!(Before you even THINK about asking, NO!! I AM NOT IN A KARATE CLASS WITH

LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!) Here is my class photo taken on the first day:

In just a matter of weeks I will complete another glorious metamorphosis into none other than BRUCE LEE-HE MAN! .........................................................................................................................

Now that you've had a second to let this earth shattering scientific fact sink in to your cerebral cortex, I have once again hired only the top artistic and scientific minds to give you a minuscule glimpse into what my future almost certainly holds:

WEEK 01:

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WEEK 03:

and beyond????!!!! .....